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combusticate:

a new york

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time’s

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best selling

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author

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yep

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he’s famous

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so proper and well behaved

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john green everybody.

that’s john green.

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when u tappin dat ass

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

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Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

waitinghopingliving:

stillnotmoose:

nerdyginger16:

thefaultinourdeductions:

forgetmenotsinthetardis:

themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

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I love how every time I reblog this it’s a different gif of Crowley rolling out a contract.

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sherlockisthenight:

squarlo:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

did you just call Smaug a slut

he’s a gold digger

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n0ot-no0t:

tamakis-butt:

I think it’s so sad when students stop caring at the end of the year. Like ” I don’t give a Fuck if I fail, I just want school to be over” but you can tell they care. They do. BUT the pressure, expectations and the stress that they have been experiencing early in the semester has totally killed their motivation. We spend 9 months studying for a test that we lose motivation for anyways.”

THANK YOU

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inner-tardis:

inallyourfantasies:

videohall:

How to make a British guard laugh

well that’s not what I expected

Awwwww

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